Saturday, 22 January 2011

Sucking the Cock of Karma


HUHHHH i'm a mother? what the funkles?...

The reason i've decided to create a new post is because i just performed an "ego search", and realised that this blog is open to everyone to have a good ole nosey through... so that probably means a lot of people have read it, including people I Hate. Great, so they know the ins and outs of my life, well, the edited version at least... So, i thought, fuck it, give 'em what they want:

Ten Things that have occured recently:

1.I have a beautiful baby girl called Miss Tiger-Mae. She lights up my life every day and is literally, to me, the best thing EVER.

2. It was great, it went wrong, I got angry, I got sad, it got better... and now it's great.

3. I got fat, but now i'm thin.

4. I realised the importance of family after my grandma dying and my family getting incredibly close.

5. I watched a LOT of Mr. Bean, and laughed... still.

6. I suprised myself at how "hard" I can be, when i saw the person I dislike MOST in the world and shoved her in to a wall. I know I shouldn't be, but I am proud of my actions. She is a cunt and deserves to suck the cock of Karma.

7. I realised who my friends are. The ones that are still around, I love more than any thing (apart from my daughter, obviously... hm, and Luke, and my parents... and.... you get the message!..)

8. I learned to drive... again.

9. I realised that getting wankered, taking drugs and being out of your brain is NOT what life is about.

10. I re-discovered Blogger.com

And so here I am, Saturday night sitting in "Luke's bedroom" as it's become known, Arguing about who is going to go downstairs to get crisps: I find it reassuringly 'normal', and I'm happy. I spilt my wine on the cream carpet but fuck it, I shouldn't drink any way.

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